I am flabbergasted at myself for owning anything with Paris Hilton's name on it but these gray suede pumps could not be denied. The fact that Paris Hilton gets paid to do nothing secretly angers my soul but I'm a sucker for pretty details on heels. I also have become mildly obsessed with finding all kinds of cheap textured tights this fall.
How hot are these! Once again, I can't believe I am wearing a shoe by another rich airhead... Jessica Simpson. I fought the urge to like her shoes for the simple fact that she tried to bring back wearing MOM jeans last year. But I finally gave in and I am kinda in love with all of her shoes. I can't tell you how close I am to putting these on my kitchen table as a centerpiece!
So, I had a horrible weekend yet I was forced to go to my good friend's bachelorette party. I couldn't dare miss it but it meant that I had to put on the performance of a lifetime. My shoes were there but my head wasn't. Of course, bachelorette party means club...which means my slow death. The fact that I was taking photos of my shoes INSIDE the club should let you know how enthused I was about being there.
(...don't get me wrong, I shook my BOM BOM to keep up appearances. That's what good friends do:)
Random Thoughts While in the Club
1. I am way too old for this.
2. This is so not my element.
3. Why did the DJ mix a Michael Jackson song over a Tejano Beat?
4. I wish I had some Double Stuffed Oreos in my Purse!
5. MyLeopard Shoes ARE HOT!
6. My Leopard Shoes Hurt!
7. I clearly have no "going out" clothes.
8. Does everyone in here shop in the same mall?
9. Is anyone noticing that I am taking pictures of my shoes on the zebra sofa?
10. I could have been atleast 15 minutes into the R.E.M. stage of sleeping by now.
11. How many people are going to church tomorrow?
12. Am I going to church tomorrow?
13. People who stay in the club until it closes are lame.
14. What would happen if the DJ stopped playing music and started praying over the microphone? LOL!
15. My Shoes are HOT!
16. I need a zebra sofa in my house.
17. I am so glad that it's illegal to smoke in clubs now.
18. I should start a Club Coat Check business for extra cash. (don't steal my idea!)
19. I hope I don't run into one of my students.
20. Why is that lady across from me atleast 8 months pregnant and grinding the wall?
Bonus: **COULD I BE ANYMORE LAME?**
** by the way, those are leggings not jeans that I am wearing:)
*Sorry Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton if you are reading this...I know you are not airheads...you can't be to make millions from saying "That's Hot" or "Is this chicken or fish". I think you are actually brilliant to have suckered America into buying things with your names on it. I respect a good hustle. Play on Playettes!*
Ugh... the EXACT same thoughts usually run through my head when going to a club. And I actually own a handbag by Paris Hilton... very golden, very fringe-y, very much hated by everyone I know. I just can't stop loving it though! If only it was designed by Nicky, at least!
ReplyDeletefab....THOSE SHOES...JUST FAB.
ReplyDeletethose paris hilton pumps are to die for!
ReplyDeleteGift for babysitting? Did I get that right? IF so, I need to start babysitting!
ReplyDeleteHaha! I just had that same realization last week! And those P.Hilton shoes? Perfection!
ReplyDeleteLMAO! How bout this...
ReplyDeleteThis weekend I see a dude walk out of a lounge holding his child and his drink. WTF?
I love Jessica's shoes. Last year at Dillards they had them for 75% percent off but I didn't buy any because my fat azz knees can't take all that extra weight.
those shoes! those tights! love love love! seriously oh la la... adore the bows on the top pair. so chic with the tights. adorable. :)
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The grey pumps are very nice and elegant! They look very chic with the tights!
ReplyDeletePS Your thoughts in the club made me laught. :-)
Hysterical!!! I gotta say, I've unfortunately found myself thinking the same things at clubs....lol....that's what makes your post even funnier.
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by on my page too:)
I can so relate to that.
ReplyDeleteMy thoughts would be very similar to yours, but you gotta love those shoes.
I love those grey Paris Hilton pumps, but I dislike her so much that it makes it so hard to purchase anything associated with her.
Stopping by from SITS and totally loving your blog.
fab fab fab shoes!!
ReplyDeleteI feel the same when I go into clubs too! But still end up going...and still end up hating my pretty shoes for hurting me! Loving those leopard print shoes
ReplyDeleteHaha I love the, "My leopard shoes are hot!" "My leopard shoes hurt!" "My shoes are HOT!" ...and I think I need to start packing double-stuffed oreos in my purse for club outings...I would be so much less cranky!
ReplyDeletei feel your embarrassment.... i own a couple of pairs by jessica simpson and always hate saying that when people ask who they are!
ReplyDeleteoh damn those paris hilton shoes are amazing. now i want them, too!
ReplyDeleteParis and Jessica may not know much, but they obviously know shoes :)
ReplyDeleteThe bow detailing is really cute! Fabulous blog! :)
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I'm not a club person either... especially when someone's drink spills on my shoes.
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I am blown away by Paris' shoe line. They're fab! I love those leopard heels.
ReplyDeleteLet's face it - Jessica Simpson designs a mean shoe - and boot for that matter!
ReplyDeleteYeah, your shoes are hot! I don't know how you wear them but they are HOT. Thanks for stopping by my blog. You've got a very happening place here.
ReplyDeleteHope your feeling well! I'm home sick too :(
ReplyDeleteVisiting you from SITS!
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Dropped by from SITS. Love the running commentary in your head. I need you to take me shoe shopping. I am a fashion disaster.
ReplyDeleteThanks so much for commenting on my blog my dear!
ReplyDeleteI am so happy you had otherwise I might not have ever seen your blog and am now officially obsessed! I love it!
continue to keep in touch fellow shoe addicts should stick together!
xox
tanya
Those leopard shoes are hot!!!
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I LOVE those shoes!! I am a Marshall's and TJ Maxx frequenter myself. I think I'm addicted...
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by to say hello.
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Liberty
you are SO RIGHT about shoe therapy. it is my cure for just about anything. you have some great finds there, especially the 1st pair with the bow! ~joelle
ReplyDeleteI love your tights in the first photo.
ReplyDeleteLove the jessica simpson pair (I got my eye on a pair of leopard pumps by Guess) and I like the Paris Hilton grey peep-toes as well. Great choice!
ReplyDeleteshoes are hot, i hope the compliments you must have got on them compensated for the otherwise not so good evening
ReplyDeleteI have actually seen really fab shoes in Macy's but once I saw that Paris Hilton's name emblazon inside I put them back...but I own a pair of booties by Jessica Simpson and I love them!
ReplyDeleteYour leopard pumps and red clutch are insane!!!!!!
I always wanted to know what other people are thinking at clubs. Judging from what you wrote here, I think you and I would be good friends :)
ReplyDeleteI totally saw those gray bow shoes at Sears in Cancun the other day! It was on a table ful of other beautiful Paris Hilton shoes.
ReplyDeleteI almost drooled, and had to step away from the shoe department to calm myself.
"14. What would happen if the DJ stopped playing music and started praying over the microphone? LOL!" LOL Indeed! That would be SOO awesome!
ReplyDeleteHappy SITS Day! And nice shoes. :)
It's funny how we grow out of that club scene. Sleep just becomes so much more important. You were rocking those leopard print heels. I really dig those.
ReplyDeleteThose grey suede pumps are awesome!!! #14 had me cracking up. #20...ew.
ReplyDeleteCute shoes! :)
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