8/13/09

Don't Worry, Be Happy...I'm Trying!

My summer officially comes to an end at midnight and I must get back into teacher mode...I literally have knots in my stomach realizing that the summer is over but what are ya gonna do? I am grateful that I have a job in these days.

At any rate, I have a few more wedding dress trial pictures that didn't make the cut and because I am a) avoiding banging my head against an old, tainted, hot sharp piece of glass because I have to go back to work tomorrow and b) trying not to swallow a sharp object...here are a few for your viewing or comedic pleasure.

( I know, I know. God loves me and provides for me. I know...I just wanted to sulk for about half a second...by tomorrow I will be back in action. Hey I'm human:)

The first one was a ball gown... I went in with the mindset to be open to all possibilities. It was actually cute in person but it does sort of have a moo-moo effect going on. And my ummm...shall we say...oh forget it...BOOBS... look a little larger than normal...that's never good. But maybe you were out there and you have big hair and a body shape like me...I just saved you the trouble! Oh, and it was around $1200 which meant that it NEVER EVER EVER had a chance of being purchased or even considered by me! These people are crazy with these prices!

The second was pretty, just not as pretty as the one I chose:) So I was willing to torture myself and try on the dresses, I figured somebody should see them. The lucky person is you!

Again, YOU HAVE NOT SEEN the actual dres or even close to it...so I'm not spoiling anything for those superstitious bees!

**Please DO NOTcopy or reproduce my pictures, I am torturing myself enough by exposing these on the wonderful wide web***


**Per usual, I didn't wear any makeup or wear jazzy earrings or even bring the correct undergarments so ease up on the critcism...I am looking to hire a permanent photoshopper to follow me around...so until then...be nice..But I must say that this second dress below does compliment my jelly quite well...double snaps!)

Notice how the cut of a dress makes a tremoundous difference. Thick women (that's what I call myself), must find the most slimming silhouettes to look their best! I'm just saying...and doesn't it look like atleast 2 "little people" are hiding under that first gown...(using the word midget is totally inappropriate... little people don't like it. I digress.)

19 comments:

Ms. Wanda said...

Hi, Thank you for dropping by my blog:) I love your site and the second gown is very flattering:) My kids have made it through one week of school and so far it is way better than the Charter they were in;) Thank you for your comments! I'm glad you have a job, I wish I did:) Did you get rid of your follow button? I don't see it:(
Have a great Friday
Ms. Wanda

Ms. Wanda said...

OK, sorry just saw the follow button, you know it's either too early in the morning or my old age is kicking in:)

EbonyRenee said...

I'm in LOOOOOOVE with the bottom dress! You are so beautiful!

I cant wait to see the 'real deal'!

Ebony Renee
Project Hot Mommy
www.phmommy.blogspot.com

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

@ Wanda...Thank you for becoming a follower!


@ebonyRenee...Thank you (as I blush)

Dee said...

I'm with Ebony Renee. The last one is sexy as hell.

MochaTrina@Me So Hongry... said...

Wait until they see "the dress."

FAB-U-LOUS-NESS!

MochaTrina@Me So Hongry... said...

I gave you an award because your blog is so very entertaining. You can find the details on my blog: The Good, The Bad and The Hongry.

God's Favorite Shoes! said...

@Dee...Thank you...It is a little video vixenish...(insert evil laugh)

@Mocha Trina....THANK YOU for the honor!!! Does it matter that I know you in real life?? Probably not! LOL

shelley said...

hey there, o my goodness,i love the top gown, you look fabulous!! love it!! i'm stopping by from sit's saturday sharefest and wanted to wish you a wonderful week! stop by and say "hi" if you get a chance! i do a lot of "writing" on my blog about my family and this week i have a giveaway too, so love meeting new sista's so "holla" anytime!
smiles,
shelley
http://iamstillstandingafterallthistime.blogspot.com
http://theplaygroundprincess.blogspot.com

Life of a Stepmama said...

I love the second dress!! That is amazing!! Thanks for stopping by my blog, Happy SITS Sat Sharefest to you as well!!!!

She-Fit said...

SO FUN! Wedding dresses shopping can be so much fun but at the same time so stressful. I'm waiting in anticipation to see "the one." When is the big day?

Raven said...

Well I have seen you in a few dresses and I always thought that each one had something special! I do love you in the last dress in this post, but I also loved the other 500. :-) Wait...I think I love all things wedding related...I think I went into the wrong field...

Amy said...

The slim silhouette looks FAB on you!!! I too, tried on a ballgown just to get an idea, and wanted to cry...I looked like a real life Barbie cake, it was horrible. I went with a trumpet gown and am very excited! Good luck! I also noticed your green norstrom shoes...I scored them same ones for my bridesmaids severl months ago! Excellent taste! ;o)

FashionAddict said...

Oh I love that second one on you, it really highlights your lovely figure. I can't wait to see the one you actually chose! Good luck with the new school year.

Aya said...

LOVE the last one! Precious! Can't wait to see the final one!

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