12/3/09

I Never, Ever Do This...

It's not my place to judge. Usually if someone is "missing the mark" fashion wise, I assume that they don't have the "means" or fashion is just not their thing...BUT...

WHY, MICHAEL JORDAN, ARE YOU WEARING Jeans from 1988? The buttoned up church shirt is killing me.(Is that a beeper on his hip? Just kidding)

(On the flip side...I have to make a decision between eating dinner or filling up my gas tank but my clothes are cute. Clearly, he should post a picture of me on his blog and laugh uncontrollably:)



In an attempt to get back some of my cool points in heaven, here is a pic of what a man should strive to look like...especially if he has a ba-jillion dollars in the bank. Although, I can pull this look off on any man with a Target card and a trip to Ross:)
Thank you Lebron James.
This is NOT what I intended my 100th post to be about but I couldn't help it. Forgive me.
(There is a photo of Aretha Franklin from last night's Rockefeller Center Tree Lighting Ceremony but I just can't do it. Here's a hint, a fur face wrap, fur coat and cleavage. Google it. I won't be able to sleep at night if I posted the picture. Michael Jordan's pants are already going to haunt me tonight.)


*photos courtesy of theybf.com from December 2009*
Just so you know...I feel guilty about this post...but I won't delete it! It can be a learning tool for some dear man roaming the internet right before he heads out to buy some similar pants. He will stumble upon this post and know to not purchase these monstrosities. Amen.

10 comments:

kim J said...

all i have to say is mj should know better than to come out the house looking like that, hire a stylist! lol ok that's a little harsh but there is no reason those jeans should be in the roatation, they need to go! (love you mike!) on to lebron, he's such a cutie; he looks so sophisticated. have you seen the rapper drake lately? I don't know where he was going but he looked mighty fine in the suit he was wearing, mm mm mm, he's a cutie too.

p.s. great 100th post, don't feel guilty :)


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MochaTrina@Me So Hongry... said...

I saw the Smokey the Bear online today at work. Can you say hot ass mess? Where are her friends and family? That was a travesty!

Moni @ CL Journal said...

Girl, you know I'm gonna post about ReRe...I have to! LOL OMG!

Moomby said...

i love target, love ross, and love lebron's look here. i'd definitely give him a second look on the street.

Adrienne S. said...

Please tell me that picture of Michael is actually from the 80's and wasn't taken recently. As for Lebron, his stylist must be worth all the money he's paying him or her.

T-Charry said...

this is HILARIOUS....Jordan KNOWS he knows better than that, cause he CAN dress, WTF?!

and way to go, putting that NICE, SEXY A** Lebron up, he is just so handsome to me! When he was in GQ magazine, I damn near died, LOL!

I heard about Aretha's DISASTER of a look...like a "fur Snuggie" LMAO!

FashionAddict said...

I love MJ, but must concur on this fashion disaster, LOL.

Penny said...

Happy 100th! and that picture of Michael Jordan was indeed funny.

Anonymous said...

So wrong...on so many levels...and Aretha...____________FLATLINE

As if you didn't know...it's ME
Raven

Mimi and Tilly said...

You just made me laugh out loud! Great 100th post.

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