The Talk

You would think after a little unintentional break from blogging that I would come back with a banger outfit or something really hardcore to share...not really.

My outfit isn't even worthy of pictures which is why I decided to Jedi mind trick you with my favorite mural backdrops.

Did it work?

Did you overlook the fact that I just have on a black maxi dress and a hat (to conceal my wet hair)?
I do heart the back of the dress. Kinda ZEXY in an "oh, this is just a quick dress to throw on to go pick out wedding bands and drink adult beverages" kinda way.


In other news, I'm getting married next month and out of the blue my mom arranges a dinner to chat with the fiance'.
I have no idea what she is going to talk about.
She's always full of tricks...that lady.
He thinks she is going to ask if he knows Jesus Christ (he does).
I eased his mind. I know my mom.
She's going to ask him to teach her how to Dougie.
He won't.
Because he can't.
Then she's gonna say, "Oh. Well...do you like Nicki Minaj? That girl is smart. You know she's going on tour with Britney Spears."
He's going to look confused.
And then she's going to then tell him about Nicki Minaj's life story...you know...because she saw a special on MTV about it.
He will look confused.
And she'll laugh.

Then say, "Ok, well my show is about to come on at 8, so let's wrap this up."
That's all.
That's how my mom rolls.

 Maxi dress: Marshall's
Jessica Simpson Leopard flats (love)
Urban Outfitters Fedora
Straw bag: Charming Charlies (old)

*Umm...I really did have that conversation about Nicki Minaj with mother a few weeks ago. (rolls eyes)


gen321 said...

I love your Mom, cause that's some mess I would do to my daughter's date/boyfriend/fiance (I did ask my daughter's boyfriend why he wasn't going to church and then I told him I was puttin' Jesus on his case!)! LOL! The dress is ZEXY! Congrats on the impending nuptials!

Katie Mac said...

Girl, you are too funny! Congrats on the upcoming wedding and I do think this maxi dress is blog worthy. The back of the dress is extremely cute…

Anonymous said...

Your mom sounds like a lot of fun. Congrats on the upcoming nuptials. And why is it that I live in Houston and I've never seen those lovely murals?

MissHaneefa said...

Congratulations! Your Jedi mind tricks worked, you had me at hello...

I Goodie 2 Shoes said...

Continue Blessings.
Thank GOD you have a Mother with a sense of HUMOR. (If not he could have been in trouble)

This post is worthy for many reasons, fedora, purse, shoes jewels and that lovely Maxi dress with the back that is to kill 4!
O Happy Days!!

Anonymous said...

Congrats on your upcoming nuptials!!! Can't wait to see your wedding gown. You are going to show us, right?!

Ro said...

Girrrllll you really could do stand up :-)

Sing said...

Haha, humor runs in the fam I see.
I like the back of the dress too and modest way to be sexy.


Inez of Style Chic....360 said...

Lol, your mom is funny I see where you get your humor from! I love this dress!!

Toria said...

LOL. Your mom sounds a lot like mine! Congrats on getting married!

In addition to your outfits being cute, I always enjoy your backdrops! They are always so unique and artsy. :)


juliette said...

You know you need to quit - you look tres chic, just working that hat! Your Mom sounds like my Mom - God bless 'em all, I hope to be that eccentrically cool when I'm 79.......

BESOS LYNN said...

your mom sounds like a hoot! I love your maxi dress, especially the detail in the back...

Miss Moon the Brooklyn Geechee said...

No Jedi Mind Trick needed, girl!!! That outfit is... the business!! I am going to recreate this this weekend, I think! I love it!

InnyVinny said...

Mom is hilarious. LOL

Anonymous said...

The backdrops in Houston are sick! And you look fab as usual!

Anonymous said...

LMBO- your mother is hilarious!

And congratulations on getting married chica.

I think your outfit is FABULOUS- a maxi with a fedora is very creative, IMHO.

LA Lynn's said...

Congrats!!!! Love the sense of humor and yessss... this was blog worthy!!!

~The MAXI+Fedora = FAB to the MAX!!!!

Tonia said...

Congratulations! And you gotta love mom for looking out, right?

FashionAddict said...

LOVE that maxi dress! It looks fantastic on you, lady! And the hat/bangles are the perfect touch. Congrats on the impending wedding! I hope you will post pics of your super chic day ;)

Tiffany said...

Yay for weddings. I just went to one Saturday. My mom has random convos too and it's always hilarious.

Mexican Ladies Shoes said...

Hmm.. You got great poses. Thats the real appreciation I can give.

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