Raunchy Holidays

Did I share with you that I don't consider it officially the holidays until I hear Silent Night by The Temptations on the radio?

I don't know what it is about that song. 

Welp...I finally heard it earlier this week.

Right after, a Nicki Minaj song came on...and just like that the holidays were over. 

Then I had the overwhelming desire to wear hot pink hair and dance provocatively.

Both of which I have and can do:)

 Gap Jacket (old)

Old Navy jeans

Old Navy Top

Steve Madden Cheeeky Heels

Zara bag

Nappy Rutz Earrings (found here)

GFS Christ Chic: Ladies Who Lunch

Vintage Dress

Hat: Zara (I WORSHIP THIS HAT)

Purse: American Apparel

Shoes: Steve Madden 

Juanette hung in Houston this weekend, so we took her to church with us. 

She's never done the Cupid Shuffle to a gospel blues song.

Pssh. 

Where has she been?

The Holy Ghost Shuffle is all the rage. 

My church originated it. 

Well, maybe we didn't quite do a shuffle...THIS Sunday...but the choir did sing a song that had both of us wanting to go the juke joint afterwards.

I think somebody held up a lighter like they were at a Prince concert.

That's how you praise the Lord!

No?!?

Yes.

And just when you think I take myself too seriously...

POW!

The Unthinkable Happened

As you read this, I am either getting ready to go to my first professional football game.

(Texans vs. Cleveland Browns)

Or I'm on the way.

Or I'm already there.

Or I died there.

(Worn the night before...HM Top, Zara Skirt, Nappy Rutz Earrings, Steve Madden "Cheeeky" heels, American Apparel bag)

Apparently buying your husband tickets to see his favorite team of all time means you have to go WITH him!

What part of the game is this? 
I thought I was doing something nice for him...and he repays me by making me go!?!

#gifttotallybackfiredonme

(You would think his favorite team would be the Texans because we're in Houston...no)

So, if I die at the game from under-excitement...

DO NOT BURY ME IN THESE SHOES! 

They're pretty but they'll pinch my baby toe in the casket for that long. 

 Don't send me into eternity in pain.

Oh...and don't forget to pile on the bangles.

I wouldn't be caught DEAD without my bangles/bracelets!

Go Texans.

Go Browns!

*shrugs*